Al-Vis’s 12 Days Of Christmas

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Al-Vis’s 12 Days Of Christmas (YMMV)

On the first day of Christmas my agent gave to me
An audition I’d have to do for free

On the second day of Christmas my agent gave to me
Two double bookings
And an audition I’d have to do for free

On the third day of Christmas my agent gave to me
Three free open mics
Two double bookings
And an audition I’d have to do for free

On the fourth day of Christmas my agent gave to me
Four last minute cancellations
Three free open mics
Two double bookings
And an audition I’d have to do for free

On the fifth day of Christmas my agent gave to me
Five psychotic former musical collaborators
Four last minute cancellations
Three free open mics
Two double bookings
And an audition I’d have to do for free

On the sixth day of Christmas my agent gave to me
Six egotistical photographers
Five psychotic former musical collaborators
Four last minute cancellations
Three free open mics
Two double bookings
And an audition I’d have to do for free

On the seventh day of Christmas my agent gave to me
Seven drunks a-barfing
Six egotistical photographers
Five psychotic former musical collaborators
Four last minute cancellations
Three free open mics
Two double bookings
And an audition I’d have to do for free

On the eighth day of Christmas my agent gave to me
Eight self-important radio DJs
Seven drunks a-barfing
Six egotistical photographers
Five psychotic former musical collaborators
Four last minute cancellations
Three free open mics
Two double bookings
And an audition I’d have to do for free

On the ninth day of Christmas my agent gave to me
Nine free weekly jams
Eight self-important radio DJs
Seven drunks a-barfing
Six egotistical photographers
Five psychotic former musical collaborators
Four last minute cancellations
Three free open mics
Two double bookings
And an audition I’d have to do for free

On the tenth day of Christmas my agent gave to me
Ten bikers yelling “Free Bird!”
Nine free weekly jams
Eight self-important radio DJs
Seven drunks a-barfing
Six egotistical photographers
Five psychotic former musical collaborators
Four last minute cancellations
Three free open mics
Two double bookings
And an audition I’d have to do for free

On the eleventh day of Christmas my agent gave to me
Eleven benefits for people who make more money than me
Ten bikers yelling “Free Bird!”
Nine free weekly jams
Eight self-important radio DJs
Seven drunks a-barfing
Six egotistical photographers
Five psychotic former musical collaborators
Four last minute cancellations
Three free open mics
Two double bookings
And an audition I’d have to do for free

On the twelfth day of Christmas my agent gave to me
Twelve rum and diet cokes
Eleven benefits for people who make more money than me
Ten bikers yelling “Free Bird!”
Nine free weekly jams
Eight self-important radio DJs
Seven drunks a-barfing
Six egotistical photographers
Five psychotic former musical collaborators
Four last minute cancellations
Three free open mics
Two double bookings
And an audition I’d have to do for free

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